Knjiga smešnih, apsurdnih i pripitih poruka DJ-evima

 
U formatu od blještećih ekrana telefona, štampanih upozorenja i “pravila” ili pak emocija, misli i ponuda nažvrljanih po salvetama i komadićima papira nekog pripitog člana mase sa podijuma, definitivno zabave čoveka. 
Tako je Mick DiMaria, vlasnik Tumblra “No Breasts, No Requests” napravio istoimenu knjigu koja na jednom mestu sakuplja ovakve porukice širom sveta za jedno urnebesno popodnevno štivo. 

 
Knjiga je u potpunosti u boji i dostupna je na Amazonu, a za predgovor se čak u priču ubacio i autoritet dance muzike i koautor knjige Last Night  DJ Saved My Life”, Bill Brewster. Za vaše zadovoljstvo bacamo mali preview onoga što vas čeka unutar ovih stranica. Uživajte, mi jesmo!
 
 
   
 
   Got it. Comin’ right up!
(Source: bitr8)
How nice of him. #girldjproblems(Source: DJ Sami M)
A song request and a tip all in one!
(Source: DJ Shoni)
Though not as bad as the words “sync button”.
(Source: IS MARZ)
So… Nickelback?(Source: meowmargs)
Chocolate coins aren’t just for overweight strippers. This one given to a DJ in Stockholm (“muta” is Swedish for bribe). 
Submitted by nikreiman

 

New Las Vegas Club Will Ban ‘Mainstream Records’ And ‘Lazy Artists’
This club is gonna do well.
Original and Radio Edit.
1st photo: PlanetMars2nd photo: pianoman504
Written 20 years ago. Or yesterday. Not sure.(Source: davealex)
You know who you are.
Found on 5 MagazineSubmitted by Henry Self (Slash Fiction)
The DJ booth at a club is like the kitchen at a house party… everyone always seems to end up there.  
Submitted by Disco Gnomes
Lookin at you, Guetta. (Source: Tha Kernal Flavor O’Danger)

Lookin at you, Guetta. 

Thankfully, the Management was only referring to drinking wine.
(Source: DJ StartingFromScratch)
 
 
Izvor: KlubskaScena
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Autor: Igor